In spite of the pitiful and obvious... that the ugly guy with a scabby knee and elbow (mountain bike crash, sigh) makes a piss poor Vanna White... here is the next Reality RV installment of, Goldie Get's A Makeover."
So you are looking at a finished project... a brain-fart product, as multifunctional as a Swiss Army Knife, as handy as I am dandy, as practical and useful as your gol darned appendix. It's my idea of a cool RV necessity... a cushioned bench/Psych lounge-chair/fold-out bed/storage bin/wine cellar, and, in a drug cartel pinch... hideout/coffin (lovely cushions, security lock and oxygen not included). Fan Fair, Please... Presenting, The Goldie Bench! Ta da!
Watch closely as ugly "Vanna" demonstrates a new and improved version of a reinvented RV wheel accessory, one that you can do yourself in minutes... with a few simple tools (subject to experience, I Q, gender, and overall handiness; do not attempt this project if you have a heart condition, hemophilia, little experience with sharp spinning blades, or are prone to fall off your mountain bike.)
|Now, it's a bench/Psyc lounge chair/quick nap thingy/secret hideout |
(You'll need to use your imagination on cushions as they are on order)
|Ah, but it opens... it has a hinge!!! Just look at all that storage! AND, it has a secret passageway/exit! An escape hatch to dodge drug lord, police, and/or spouses!|
Eat your heart out Indiana Jones!!!!
|And it's sturdy, too! Made of real wood!!!|
|Now watch as Ugly Vanna demonstrates an innovative technological break through... NOT ONE HINGE, BUT TWO!|
Yes, a DOUBLE hinge allows you to expand the bench/Psyc lounge chair/quick nap thingy/secret hideout...
into a twin sized bed!
How about that!
|To this... |
in just minutes
with a few simple tools!
Ok... moving on, now. I have more improvement photos, and less infomercial lampooning...
|I found a piece of decorative vent material at Lowes to cover the black hole of shower plumbing access... it was quicker than making a paneled door... like the other small one, above and left|
|Bolts, bolts, bolts...|
|Corners, corners, corners... notches, notches, notches... got to love 'em|
|Oh, and where to put all my tools as I work forward????|
|Blinds up! Whew.|
|So now... without further ado, interruption, bad luck, etc., etc.,|
I lay flooring... every perimeter piece of which requires a customized cut and work of art.
|I should, should being a relative and dysfunctionally optimistic term, finish the floor today.|
That's the update, I hope you're having fun... I know I sure am :))